Eat This, Not That

Eat This!

Battered French Fries.

Only 100 calories! Who knew? If your looking for a meal to boost your energy then eat a plate full of these gorgeous battered french fries! And you gotta make a dipping sauce of mayo and ketchup to go with it. Battered French Fries are not only delicious but they are nutritious as well! They make you extra sexy too. Eating a mound of fried potatoes a day keeps the doctor away! I know it will be hard my friends to eat a nice, salty fry but I have faith in YOU.

NOT That!

Fresh Vegetables.

I know these vegetables might look tasty but DON'T DO IT! They are not as healthy as they appear. Did you know one bell pepper has 2,345 calories? That's almost 2 days worth of food. Why waste your calories on that when you could be eating those fries above? Crazyness! These veggies will make you moody and not happy at all. And nobody wants to be around a grump, right?!

So, my friends what do you do at 3pm and your hungry? You make some Battered French Fries. End of Story. (then you hide your face in shame when your honey walks throught the front door into a fog of greasy smoke)